Ahoy!

I'm the only thing hoppin like a kangaroo

The name is Martin. I like video games more than you. I waste more time than your favorite hobby. I like being alone. So go away.

sheepishwoes:

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what the fuck did i just stumble across

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crackawaii:

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crackawaii:

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insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

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Constants and Variables - Bioshock Infinite by GoshaDole

reaperboy:

Constants and Variables - Bioshock Infinite by GoshaDole

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 Anonymous whispered: Youre just like every other faggot out there. You pretend like youre better. But deep down youre the same as every other conniving faggot. You cant help yourself but you love being involved in every bit of drama. You act like you dont care but deep down you do. and the sad part is that all these faggot think youre the shit when in reality thats all you are. Shit.

Well you’re wrong because the only gay I talk to is David. I can’t be in drama if I’m in a fucking shell all the time. I really don’t care about anyone. Not you. Not anybody else. I’m not even going to bother with this because I’m eating a pop tart and this is just too good to put on pause right now.

have-a-happy-period-always:

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slydig:

lovemenowtill4ever:

slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey 

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